Your Mom is My Cardio - Unisex Hoodie Size:L Engraved white illustration depicts Napoleon

Engraved white illustration depicts Napoleon Bonaparte in his bicorne hat

Parks and Recreation design inspired by Ron Swanson and Charles Mulligan's Steakhouse

but this Cinco de Mayo appearance is truly unforgivable

holding a green bottle

Surrounding "Jolly AF" with candy canes and prancing reindeer is the graphic design equivalent of a choir boy flipping you off behind the hymnal

Your Mom is My Cardio - Unisex Hoodie Size:L Engraved white illustration depicts NapoleonPutting a "your mom" joke in gold 1977 Pontiac Trans Am lettering is the typographic equivalent of wearing a tuxedo to a food fight. The font matured but the joke absolutely refused to. The Details: Retro 1970s inline letterforms with parallel striped lines within each character read "YOUR MOM IS MY" in distressed black ink. Bold golden yellow text with a dark outline reads "CARDIO" below in a larger, heavier weight with the same distressed texture